The 'Rules' Chuck Jones, Road Runner

1. The Road Runner cannot harm or upset the Coyote except by going 'MEEP!' 'MEEP!'.
2.No ouside force can harm the Coyote, only his own inepitude or the failure of Acme Products.
3.The Coyote could stop anytime - if he were not a fanatic.
4. No dialogue ever, except, 'MEEP!' 'MEEP!'.
5. The road Runner must stay on the road - otherwise, logically he would not be called the Road Runner.
6.All action must be confined to the natural enviroment of the two characters - Southwest American Desert
7.All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical convienices must be obtained from Acme Corp.
8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyotes greatest enemy.
9. The Coyoteis always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.